How does it feel walking around Kampala and seeing your face on billboards?
I am still in denial. Every time I see one, I go ‘OMG, who is that fine girl?’ It is surreal because it is something you dream about but never really expect to happen, so I am still getting used to it.
You are given one of the trunks of cash allegedly found at AAA’s house. What are you spending on first?
I want the Rolls-Royce they took from her. Why think small when we are already talking about trunk money? Let me start with the car and figure out the rest later.
Has your Black tax increased since you became a reality TV star?
Oh, 100 percent, yes. Suddenly everyone remembers they are related to you, know you, or have always supported you. The requests definitely increased.
Be honest: How much of Kampala Creme is reality and how much is ‘camera is rolling, let me act accordingly’?
Most of it is reality, but when one of the girls is really trying to test my levels of madness, that is when I remember, ‘The camera is rolling; act accordingly.’ Sometimes self-control deserves an award.
Have you ever looked at someone’s relationship and said, ‘God, when?’ And who was it?
Probably Lucy Smize, if that is her name. Sometimes you see a couple and think, ‘Okay, God, I have seen what you have done for others.’
Complete the sentence: ‘Kampala women are not crazy; they are just…’
…. just girls. Sometimes we are emotional, sometimes we are dramatic, sometimes we are overthinking, but at the end of the day we are just girls.
Which of the girls on the show gives you the most pressure after you have hung around them for a day?
I would not call it pressure exactly, but I would say Zahara. You spend enough time around her, and you definitely start questioning whether you have done enough with your day.
Which of your cast members would you trust with your boyfriend for a weekend… and which one would you never?
I would not trust any of them. No offence to the girls, but women are bad people sometimes. Why would I voluntarily put myself in that situation?
In Kampala dating, what usually comes first: Intention, confusion, or vibes?
Definitely confusion. The intentions and vibes usually show up later after everyone has spent weeks trying to figure out what is actually going on.
You are tasked with organising the ultimate girls’ night experience. Between Sheebah and Cindy, who is making the list?
Sheebah. No hesitation. She has the music, the energy, the confidence, and she knows how to get a room going. Plus, I am not sure I know Cindy well enough to invite her to the party.
What is something people do not realise about how much effort goes into looking effortless on camera?
People think you just wake up and show up, but there is a lot that goes into it. The outfits, make-up, hair, lighting, and even your energy.
What is something you used to judge people for, but now you fully understand?
I used to judge people for always wanting to go out, but Kampala is actually really nice. I get it now. The only problem is that it is also very draining, especially for your wallet and your energy.
What is a controversial opinion you know will start an argument at brunch?
Men are good people. I know that statement alone is enough to start a fight at brunch, but I genuinely think there are a lot of good men out there. (I am joking; the good ones are scarce.)