Why Power ?sector privatisation failed – Nnaji

A former Minister of Power, Prof. Barth Nnaji, has said one of the major challenges facing Distribution Companies (DisCos) was the failure of government to allow them to operate on cost-reflective tariffs as promised during the 2012/2013 privatisation exercise.

Nnaji, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Geometric Power, said this while speaking at the third edition of the Lagos Country Club Business Forum on Friday evening in Lagos.

The was held under the theme, ‘Energy Costs and Business Survival’.

He identified tariff challenges, irregularities in the privatisation process and investors’ quest for quick returns as major factors responsible for the failure of Nigeria’s power sector privatisation.

Nnaji said that investors had committed funds to the DisCos based on the understanding that tariffs would reflect the actual cost of electricity supply.

‘In preparation for privatisation, I had gone to former President Goodluck Jonathan to tell him that no investor would come to Nigeria unless we had cost-reflective tariffs.

‘People may not remember that the tariff before June 2012 was N6 per kilowatt-hour.

‘ My team and I raised it in one go to N22 per kilowatt-hour,’ he said.

He explained that his team engaged traditional rulers, government officials and other stakeholders to prepare the public for the tariff adjustment.

According to him, the government also adopted a strategy to protect low-income earners and rural dwellers, who consumed a relatively small proportion of electricity.

He said that a strong desire for immediate and huge profits contributed to the abuses recorded during the privatisation of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) assets in 2013.

Nnaji described the abuse of the process as a major reason for the poor state of the electricity sector 13 years after privatisation.

He added that the manner in which the exercise was conducted also posed risks to the Nigerian banking system.

‘If not for the Federal Government’s intervention through subsidies, the power sector loans, which now amount to more than N7 trillion, according to the Association of Power Generation Companies of

Nigeria, the major banks that participated in the privatisation might have gone under,’ he said.

Nnaji noted that electricity business required huge capital investment, patience and a long gestation period.

He said that some investments in the sector could take between seven and 10 years to break even and become profitable.

He added that commitment to addressing the country’s electricity deficit should be as important as the profit motive.

At Geometric Power, he said, the priority was to provide reliable electricity to support manufacturing firms, hospitals, laboratories, schools, markets and other businesses.

He said that the company’s investment philosophy aligned with the World Economic Forum’s advocacy for businesses to embrace a stakeholder-oriented approach that considered the interests of society beyond shareholders.

Earlier, Mrs Ifeoma Ukabiala, Senior Energy Executive and Managing Partner of JDR Energy Ltd., said that manufacturers spent about N1.35 trillion on alternative power sources in 2025.

She said that businesses were forced to switch to diesel whenever the national grid failed.

Ukabiala expressed concern that despite Nigeria’s proven gas reserves of about 215 trillion cubic feet as of January 2026, many Nigerians still depended on firewood for cooking.

Also speaking, the immediate past President of the Manufacturers Association of Nigeria, Mr Seyi Adewunmi, described the forum’s theme as timely, saying it addressed a major challenge confronting businesses across the country.

In his welcome address, the President of Lagos Country Club, Adewunmi, said the club, established in 1949, had remained committed to providing a platform for discussions on issues affecting businesses, communities and national development.

He said that the Business Forum was part of the club’s commitment to promoting meaningful conversations beyond recreation and social interaction.

Adewunmi noted that grid failures, rising fuel prices and increasing operational costs had brought the Nigerian economy to a critical crossroads.

Exclusive: OPay halts $304m NYSE IPO over regulatory inquiry

SoftBank-backed company, OPay Limited, has terminated its planned initial public offering (IPO) on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) following a regulatory inquiry in a foreign jurisdiction, halting its planned entry into the US capital market.

The fintech company which raised $304 million in its IPO said it reached a mutual agreement with its underwriters to terminate the underwriting agreement signed on October 29, 2026, after deciding that postponing the offering was the most prudent course of action.

As a result, its American depositary shares (ADSs) will not begin trading on the NYSE as previously scheduled.

In a statement on Friday, OPay said the inquiry relates to a jurisdiction that is immaterial to its core business operations and expressed confidence that the matter would be resolved satisfactorily in the near future.

The company, valued at over $4 billion, did not identify the jurisdiction or provide further details about the nature of the inquiry.

OPay said the development should not be interpreted as a reflection of its business performance, financial condition, operational integrity or regulatory standing, adding that it was engaging relevant stakeholders to facilitate an early resolution.

The company also said the decision would not affect its operations or service delivery in Nigeria and other markets where it operates, including Indonesia, Egypt and Pakistan.

‘OPay continues to operate normally and remains fully committed to its customers, merchants, agents, business partners, employees, and the broader digital financial ecosystem,’ the company said.

The development interrupts OPay’s planned access to international capital markets, although the company has not indicated whether or when it would revive the offering.

OPay said its long-term commitment to Nigeria remained unchanged, adding that it would continue investing in the country’s digital financial services sector, promoting financial inclusion and supporting the growth of the digital economy.

The company said it would provide further updates as material developments occur.

Lango transporters hike fares to Kampala over high fuel prices

Transporters in the Lango sub-region have increased fares to Kampala effective November 1, citing high fuel costs.

The United Bus Owners Association’s Friday announcement indicates that transport costs on routes to Kampala City have risen by at least Shs 10,000.

According to the new cost, travellers using executive buses will pay Shs 60,000 from Apac District to Kampala Shs50,000, while ordinary buses will charge Shs 50,000 up from Shs40,000.

From Lira City to Kampala, passengers will pay Shs 40,000 up from Shs 30,000; those travelling from Aduku Town Council in Kwania District will pay Shs 45,000 up from Shs 35,000.

Mr Geoffrey Anok, the executive director of Comfort Travellers Bus Company, told this publication on Saturday that the new rates will keep them in the business amid the spiralling cost of fuel and servicing buses.

“Currently, the cost of servicing the buses has almost doubled, and the cost of the fuel has also skyrocketed. The money we used to pay for fuel for the return journey now is paying for only a single trip.” He said.

The news has caused anxiety among the business community, especially small-scale traders who depend on daily travel to Kampala, Lira and other markets outside Lango Sub-region.

Ms Susan Akello, a produce dealer in Apac Main Market, said the hike will force them to increase commodity prices.

“When transport goes up, everything goes up. I buy beans from Lira. If I pay an extra 10,000 for transport, I must add it to the price of beans. In the end, the final consumer suffers. Customers are already complaining that things are expensive,” Akello said.

Another trader, Mr Jacob Ogwang, who deals in second-hand clothes, warned of low sales during the festive season.

“Customers have no money. If we increase prices of commodities because of transport, they will not buy. We are stuck. Government should intervene on fuel prices,” Mr Ogwang said.

Mr Joseph Ebong, 17, a resident of Apac Sub-county who travels to Kampala for medical treatment at Mulago National Referral Hospital, called upon the government to regulate fuel prices and have dialogue with transport operators.

“I always travel to Kampala for medical check-ups, but the fare is now too high. I may not be able to afford this fare. This fuel price is killing us,” he lamented.

Fuel prices have been steadily rising in the past weeks, with some pump stations currently charging up to Shs7,200 for a litre of diesel, up from Shs4,700 in April this year.

MASKS UNVEILED | The New Nocturnals 2026 pays tribute to silver screen glitz

Through the shadows evoked by moonlight, the night unveils what the light hides. Normalcy slips and drifts away, and somehow, in the midst of it all, they metamorphose into characters that lurk in between spaces, that seek vulnerable moments, and spook souls with a gasp.

At The New Nocturnals 2026, every single thing that scrambles away from the sun has been revealed under artificial lightning and red carpet, possibly, though unlikely, dyed with crimson blood. Guests and a star-studded line-up of artists mystified the grounds with outfits stripped of their ordinary get-ups at The Peninsula Manila, Makati City, last Thursday.

All eras of cinema present

Film has always been a part of the world of excellence as it transcends human experience into a kind of art that marks generations of people and different vantage points of history. As such, although it is well known that Halloween permits the existence of every single creature with no questions asked, the event became a coalescence of characters from varied movies.

While waiting for the next artist to glamour the red carpet, there was one waiting with a shell of a golden human mask up against her face. Her clothes, or rather armour, were ever golden at every hit of yellowed ray from bulb lights. As she took center stage and revealed her face, there goes Kyline Alcantara as Robot Maria of the silent film, ‘Metropolis,’ from 1927.

Jason Dy, on the other hand, transformed himself to become a member of the world where everyone is connected to Eywa, ‘Avatar,’ with his skin painted blue speckled with white paint, a spear taller than his head, pointed ears, and tribal clothes and accessories that are perfect for exploring forests and mountains.

Beyond the cool shades of green leaves and thick, large trunks, some thrive within spaces where winds constantly mold sand into their own rhythm and pattern, like Joaquin Arce, Lella Ford, and Iñigo Pascual as part of the live-action film ‘Dune: Part Three,’ with clothes that felt worn out by the sun in brown and black shades.

Sparkles and galore, Ruffa Mae Gutierrez, wore a headpiece that is of pink feathers that fan out as if a train of a peacock and a gown that has a waterfall of beadworks down her skirt with some forming hearts of black and purple-fully personifying a dancer from ‘Moulin Rouge.’ Part of the same universe, of the crisp bright red lips and corset of gems, Belle Mariano became Nicole Kidman’s ‘Satine.’

The combination of all these eras calls back to how dressing up as a character goes further than transforming, but rather lands on the fact that it celebrates identity and culture formed by cinema.

Beyond real-life personas

What is Halloween without the presence of characters from animated movies?

That night, ‘Jessica Rabbit’ from ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’ became a staple. It was as if in every batch of the lineup, there would be one that adorned their bodies with voluminous red hair-curled at the right angles, red dress sparkling at the slightest movement, purple gloves covering most of their arms, and a microphone for a clutch bag.

Yet, Ina Raymundo, though dressed with similar props, had her natural black hair styled instead-making her shine among all others.

Michelle Dee proved last night that colors aren’t the only way to be the center of attention. Even in an outfit that derives from the simple contrast of black and white as ‘Cruella de Vil’ from ‘One Hundred and One Dalmatians,’ her presence is enough to get cameras flashing from left to right.

Tinubu to telecom operators: Translate investments into better services

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has urged telecommunications operators to translate their investments into better network coverage fewer service disruptions and more responsive customer service stressing that innovation must deliver tangible benefits to Nigerians.

The President who welcomed Airtel Nigeria’s Open Network initiative launched in Lagos yesterday said the success of telecommunications investments must ultimately be measured by the experience of people who depend on the services for their livelihoods businesses and everyday communication.

In a statement issued by his Special Adviser on Information and Strategy Bayo Onanuga Tinubu described the initiative as a positive step towards greater transparency consumer protection and improved telecommunications services.

The initiative enables subscribers to access information about network developments in their areas and report service difficulties directly to the operator.

The Executive Vice Chairman of the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) Dr Aminu Maida attended the unveiling.

Tinubu said the initiative aligned with his administration’s commitment to encouraging private-sector investment expanding digital infrastructure and ensuring more reliable and accessible telecommunications services.

He urged operators to sustain network expansion particularly in underserved communities and give customer complaints timely attention.

The President welcomed the growing emphasis on transparency in the sector including the NCC’s public network coverage maps performance information and consumer satisfaction surveys.

He said the measures would help Nigerians better understand available services and hold operators accountable.

Tinubu also highlighted the Federal Government’s Zero-Rated Access to Educational Platforms and Content Initiative implemented through the NCC in collaboration with the Federal Ministry of Education and telecommunications operators.

The programme is designed to provide eligible students with up to 100MB of free daily data to access approved educational websites and learning resources.

According to the President the intervention reflects his administration’s determination to widen access to digital opportunities particularly for young Nigerians.

He recalled his February 2025 meeting with the Founder and Chairman of Bharti Airtel Mr Sunil Bharti Mittal at the State House Abuja during which he reaffirmed the government’s commitment to a favourable investment environment stronger regulation and the protection of critical digital infrastructure.

Tinubu welcomed Airtel Nigeria’s continued investment in network expansion with its infrastructure growing from approximately 15000 sites two years ago to more than 17000 nationwide.

The expansion included more than 1050 network sites added during the company’s 2025/26 financial year including 657 5G sites.

He said sustained infrastructure investment was essential to expanding broadband access improving network capacity and supporting businesses education and economic opportunities across the country.

The President commended the NCC under Maida’s leadership for strengthening regulatory oversight promoting transparency and protecting telecommunications consumers.

He reaffirmed his administration’s commitment to maintaining an environment that encourages responsible investment and innovation while keeping consumer interests central to telecommunications development.

BREAKING: NCDC identifies two new suspected Ebola cases in North-East

The Nigeria Centre for Disease Control and Prevention (NCDC) has identified two suspected cases of Ebola disease in Nigeria’s North-East, raising fresh concerns as the country continues to strengthen its response to the outbreak of the deadly virus.

The agency disclosed this on Saturday in an update shared on its official social media platforms, stating that both individuals had been isolated while contact identification, listing and laboratory investigations were ongoing.

The NCDC, however, cautioned that the two individuals had not been confirmed to have Ebola, stressing that their infection status would be determined by laboratory results.

The development comes less than two weeks after Nigeria confirmed its first case of Ebola disease in the current outbreak, involving the Bundibugyo strain of the virus.

On October 20, the World Health Organisation (WHO) confirmed that a 42-year-old woman who travelled from Uganda through Addis Ababa to Abuja had tested positive for the virus.

The patient reportedly developed symptoms on October 7, four days after arriving in Nigeria, and sought medical attention at a private health facility in Abuja before her infection was confirmed.

Following her diagnosis, the Federal Government activated its national incident management system, while health authorities commenced contact tracing and strengthened infection prevention and control measures.

The NCDC subsequently identified 53 contacts linked to the confirmed patient, including healthcare workers, domestic staff and her spouse.

The confirmed patient was medically evacuated to Switzerland on October 26 for further treatment, while her husband, identified as a close contact, was also placed in isolation at a hospital in Zurich.

As of October 29, the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control reported that Nigeria had identified 62 contacts linked to the confirmed infection.

Nigeria’s outbreak is connected to the wider regional health emergency involving the Bundibugyo virus, following an outbreak declared in the Democratic Republic of the Congo in May 2026.

The WHO said Nigeria became the fifth country to detect the virus since the outbreak was declared, while Kenya has also reported infections linked to the regional outbreak.

Meanwhile, the NCDC has urged Nigerians to maintain proper hand hygiene, practise enhanced sanitation and comply with public health guidance as investigations into the newly identified suspected cases continue.

The agency assured the public that further updates would be provided as verified information becomes available.

Naira appreciates against dollar at official FX market

The Nigerian naira appreciated against the United States (US) dollar, trading at N1,346.2565, at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) official foreign exchange (FX) window, on Friday, October 30th 2026.

The data shared on the CBN’s official platform shows that the naira traded at the Nigerian Foreign Exchange Market (NFEM) rate of N1,346.2565 per dollar and closed at N1,346.0000 per dollar.

The currency, which traded at an NFEM rate of N1,346.9108 on October 29th, 2026, appreciated by at least N0.64 after trading activities on Friday.

At the parallel market, the buying rate decreased by N3, while the selling rate decreased by N4, when compared to the previous trading rate on Thursday, October 29th, 2026.

According to Aboki FX , the Naira-to-dollar exchange rate at the black market on Friday, October 30th, 2026, was N1,382 and N1,388 per dollar for buying and selling rates, respectively.

How Transporter Allegedly Killed Retired Civil Servant in Ogun

A 49-year-old transporter, Saburi Lateef, has reportedly confessed to strangling a retired civil servant, Mrs Adedotun Oluwaseun, and inflicting multiple machete wounds on her body at her residence in Bode Olude, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

Lateef, popularly known as Alhaji Oki Osan, was arrested more than 10 months after the murder by operatives of the Ogun State Police Command following investigations reportedly intensified on the directive of the Inspector-General of Police, Olatunji Disu.

In a shocking twist, the suspect allegedly joined sympathisers who visited the deceased’s residence to mourn her, despite his alleged involvement in the killing.

A police source at the Homicide Section of the command, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the investigation initially yielded no breakthrough until the Commissioner of Police, Bode Ojajuni, directed detectives to intensify efforts to unravel the murder.

The source said the killing was suspected to have been motivated by the belief that the deceased had recently collected her retirement benefits, which the suspect allegedly wanted to steal.

According to the source, Lateef gained access to the woman’s apartment through a window while she was away attending a friend’s retirement party around the Rounder area of Abeokuta.

He was allegedly ransacking the apartment when the woman returned.

In a bid to prevent her from raising the alarm, he reportedly strangled her before picking up a cutlass and inflicting multiple wounds on her body.

The source added that the suspect subsequently moved her body to the toilet and placed it on the closet to ascertain whether she was dead.

However, Lateef claimed that the killing followed a financial disagreement involving N3.45m, which he allegedly entrusted to the deceased.

He said he had known Oluwaseun for about 10 years and became close to her after she moved into her residence at Bode Olude.

According to him, he sold his broken-down truck as scrap for N3.5m and handed the balance of N3.45m to the deceased, whom he claimed had promised to lend him money to purchase another vehicle.

He alleged that despite repeated requests, the deceased neither provided the promised loan nor returned his money.

Explaining what happened on the day of the incident, Lateef said he was determined to recover the money.

‘Though I was drunk that day, it was not the first time I had taken alcohol. I was just frustrated that I needed my money,’ he reportedly said.

He admitted gaining access to the apartment after removing the burglary proof from one of the windows.

‘When she came, we had a serious disagreement and I strangled her. After that, I picked a machete in her apartment and inflicted cuts on different parts of her body,’ he said.

However, the deceased’s family dismissed the suspect’s account, insisting that they neither knew him nor had any knowledge of a financial transaction between him and their mother.

The eldest daughter, Mrs Taiwo Atanda, said her mother had visited her and spent several hours with her and her children after attending a friend’s retirement party on the day she was murdered.

She said the family became worried the following day when repeated calls to her mother’s telephone failed to connect.

Atanda said a woman living close to the deceased’s residence was contacted to check on her.

The woman subsequently went to the house with another resident, where they discovered the deceased’s body on the toilet closet with multiple machete wounds.

The daughter expressed shock that the suspect claimed to have been close to her mother, insisting that nobody in the family had ever seen him around the deceased.

‘We don’t know this man. We have been celebrating Christmas with my mother, and we have never seen him in her house. My children usually spend their holidays with her, but nobody has ever seen him around her.

‘The first time I saw him was the day after my mother was killed. He was one of the mourners who came to her residence,’ she said.

The family called on the police and the Ogun State Government to ensure that justice was served, insisting that their mother must not die in vain.

Confirming the arrest, the Police Public Relations Officer of the Ogun State Command, DSP Oluseyi Babaseyi, attributed the breakthrough to the persistence, professionalism and commitment of officers and men of the command.

He assured residents that the police would sustain efforts to rid the state of criminal elements and ensure that anyone found culpable was brought to justice.

Beyond law, into AI: John Ivan Busulwa building the future of insurance

At seven years old, John Ivan Busulwa had already chosen his profession: he wanted to be a lawyer.

His interest in law began with an admiration for the way lawyers dressed and confidently presented their arguments.

Despite excelling in the sciences at O -Level, where he scored Aggregate 13 with distinctions, he chose arts at A-Level because he wanted to study law.

He joined Makerere University School of Law, where he pursued a Bachelor of Laws, and subsequently Law Development Centre (LDC), where he undertook postgraduate training.

Knowledge beyond law school

Busulwa’s interest in fields beyond law began while he was still at university. In his second year at Makerere, he picked interest in venture capital while trying to raise money for a startup.

‘When I approached a lawyer for guidance, he initially ignored me and later told me not to disturb him because he was busy. I decided to teach myself,’ Busulwa recalls.

He began reading about venture capital every day.

‘I made it a point to read something new about venture capital every single day for three years,’ he says.

That curiosity introduced him to the world of investment and business finance, where he learnt about deal structuring, drafting term sheets and partnership agreements, private equity and financial modelling.

The experience also changed his understanding of what a lawyer could become.

By then, he had begun thinking beyond conventional legal practice. He wanted to create something that could make a difference to many people at once.

‘I felt law was often reactive, with lawyers and regulators stepping in only after technologies and industries had developed. I wanted to be on the field, building the technologies and creating the impact I wanted to see,’ he says.

He eventually pursued formal finance certifications to complement what he had learnt independently.

‘I enrolled with the Corporate Finance Institute and earned certifications in Financial Modelling and Valuation and Financial Planning and Wealth Management. By the time I joined the LDC, I knew a lot about venture capital,’ Busulwa explains.

Starting up

While still at university, Busulwa and his longtime friend, Matthew Mwesigwa, built Shopline, a platform designed to help small businesses sell online. The venture failed as the two struggled to balance developing the product with their studies.

However, they pressed on.

In their third term at LDC, Busulwa and Mwesigwa began building Credtics, a financial technology platform that uses artificial intelligence (AI) to help microfinance institutions automate their credit processes.

The company has since developed an AI model specifically for insurance companies. Busulwa says the model can reduce claims processing time from about seven minutes to five.

The AI reviews claims documents, including handwritten ones, and checks them against the insurer’s policies and the claimant’s details before generating a verdict and a detailed report.

‘It flags inconsistencies, potential fraud, overcharging, double billing and issues involving documents such as driving licences. It is designed to work with a company’s existing technology rather than requiring it to rebuild its systems,’ Busulwa explains.

The company has not yet secured a paying insurance client, but several insurance companies are running trials. Busulwa says the results so far have been encouraging, with interest from insurers in Uganda, elsewhere in East Africa and in Asia.

Restoring trust in insurance

Busulwa is concerned about trust in insurance, particularly in Uganda, where insurance penetration remains low. He believes the claims process is one of the key moments that shape a customer’s relationship with an insurer.

‘If claims are processed quickly, fairly and accurately, trust grows,’ he says.

His legal background remains useful in this work. It enables him to assess legal risks alongside technological ones, while his finance training helps him understand the commercial implications of the systems he is building.

Busulwa believes professionals become more valuable when they can connect seemingly unrelated fields.

‘A lawyer who understands technology and finance can bring something different to a room filled with lawyers, engineers and finance professionals,’ he argues.

Shift in perspective

His move into technology gained momentum in 2025, when he received a scholarship to pursue a Master of Science in Engineering, Science and Entrepreneurship Excellence at the University of Notre Dame in the United States.

The transition from law to a programme combining engineering, science, technology and entrepreneurship was challenging, he says, but that challenge was part of what attracted him to it. Busulwa believes tackling difficult things can create a competitive advantage because most people naturally avoid them.

‘My experience at Notre Dame expanded my sense of what was possible. My master’s research focused on commercialising bio-based stretch fabric and involved interviews with senior executives from companies such as Nike and Under Armour,’ he says.

He adds that interacting with people building successful companies broadened his perspective.

Guidance that shaped him

Busulwa attributes his ambition to a culture of accountability instilled by his parents, Stephen and Gorret Kayiwa. Every year, he says, the three set goals and later review their progress, a practice that keeps him focused on what he hopes to achieve.

A formative moment came in Senior Three, after he performed poorly.

‘My parents told me that education was the strongest gift I had and I was wasting it. The conversation changed how I viewed my abilities,’ he recalls.

Another turning point came when Busulwa was about 19. He walked from Makerere to Kololo to seek an opportunity from Awel Uwihanganye, who would later become his mentor. The meeting eventually led to a job at the LeO Africa Institute, where he received mentorship over the years.

‘The networks I built there later opened another door. A fellow, Maria Nakalanda, told me about the Notre Dame programme, so I applied and got the opportunity,’ he explains.

Delayed gratification

Building Credtics has come with trade-offs. Busulwa says he often goes to bed at about 2am and wakes up at 6am, spending his evenings learning, developing products, contacting potential clients and pitching the platform.

Future

Five years from now, Busulwa sees Credtics operating on a larger scale, helping insurance companies automate claims processing and financial institutions streamline operations across industries and countries. His goal is to develop technology that saves clients time and helps them make more money.

QUICK NOTES

Trade-offs: ‘My social life is limited. I do not go out much and I have a few friends. I am grateful that they understand,’ he says. ‘I invest my own money in building our technology and in my learning. I could have spent money on other things.’

Education timeline

January 29, 2024. Attained Bachelor of Laws (LLB), Makerere University

June 19, 2026. Postgraduate Diploma from Law Development Centre

May 17, 2026. Master’s from University of Notre Dame

Professional certifications: Financial Modelling and Valuation Analyst (FMVA) and Financial Planning and Wealth Management Professional from Corporate Finance Institute.

Meet Sposobny: My AI Assistant, family referee and social life saver

I recently read (though I didn’t watch) the video of a guy who got an AI bot to attend a job interview on his behalf. This was hilarious because the interview itself was conducted by the recruiting company’s AI bot. Time for employers to sit up and pay attention, they have been making job seekers suffer for too long. By the way, does anyone still roam around with brown envelopes, dropping physical CVs? It seems so outdated now.

If sending AI bots to represent yourself is the way of the future, I am not complaining because believe me, I need it. First off, if I can have a personalised AI bot, the first thing it will do for me is make those frustrating yet necessary phone calls that end up with you being on hold forever. Calls to the bank, the doctor’s office, etc. I will name my AI bot Sposobny (Google says it means ‘capable’ in Russian). Try to wrap your tongue around that, ha ha ha!

As the technology continues to improve and become more affordable, I will turn Sposobny into a life-like hologram that can carry out certain in-person functions on my behalf.

Let’s see how Sposobny will do with refereeing my children’s endless, senseless, headache-inducing squabbles, to begin with.

I can just see her weighing the facts of each case and delivering an unbiased judgment, in a terrifying Russian accent that will ensure her ruling is accepted.

Sposy, my pet name for her, will, in her holographic form, also attend those awful outdoor festivals my husband is always dragging me to. No more standing in crowded parks with people smoking things that smell like emissions from Satan’s chamber of doom. No more burning in the sun or losing all feeling in my fingers or toes, depending on the season. Liberation is here!

But wait, what if my children, who are ten times more tech-savvy than I could ever hope to be, start doing the same thing to me? Sending bots to listen to my endless lectures, for example? Errr, this AI thing could be tricky.

Cheers to tech that makes life easier!