Golola, Fungu gearing up for epic rematch

When Moses Golola and Hamza Keeya share the ring again on January 1, it will be their second chance to deliver some of the promises they made before and after their first faceoff at Akamwesi Complex on December 26, 2022.

Keeya, aka General Fungu, vowed to beat Golola into retirement. But Golola refused to be beaten and ended up the winner by split decision, albeit controversially.

Golola himself declared that he is done with fighting local opponents because they no longer give him enough challenge. But here he is, warming up for the same Ugandan he fought three years ago.

But both fighters meet again at the same venue-Akamwesi-seeking to prove a point in the five-round non-title fight. Fungu wants to prove he was the better fighter on the cold Monday night in 2022 only to be robbed of the victory, while Golola, who has beaten all Uganda’s best: Ronald Mugula, Titus Tugume, and Umar Semata, cannot lose to Fungu.

‘I want to start the year with victory,’ Golola said during the event launch at Meal Card Restaurant at Akamwesi. ‘Actually, I didn’t want this man to last beyond three rounds. But the promoter has not delivered his promises.

Fungu works in the city abattoir and called upon all people in the meat trade to support him. But when Golola’s turn to talk came, the master of mind games also poked a finger into Fungu’s fan base. ‘All my fans at all city abattoirs, please come in big numbers and witness how we slaughter this man.’

‘This is going to be a who-is-who affair. Fungu is good at boxing and at cardio but I am better conditioned.’

Golola added: ‘And this year, I am going to be different. I’m going to kick and punch him all over. And I’ll wrestle him like they wrestle cows in the abattoir. I’m just going to be too much for him.’

Golola has had a couple of fights in between but Fungu has not fought since losing to Golola in 2022. ‘I don’t fight just for the sake. That’s why I returned to challenge Golola. My friend, come ready because I am going to knock that head to pulp,’ Fungu warned.

Also on the card is Moses Musisi, Breaker Breaker, one of the two Ugandans who won at the KO Fight Night in Nairobi on December 5.

Musisi will take on Alex Ssekitto, aka KO, who mocked him as ‘a woman I’m going to wed.’

Musisi retaliated with a threat: ‘Nowadays, I’m a master of slitting throats. Yours might not survive.’

ON THE CARD

Golola vs Fungu

Breaker Breaker vs Ssekitto

VENUE: Akamwesi Complex

DATE: January 1, 2026

NBI-7: No special treatment as Discaya, co-accused detained in Cebu

Authorities said there will be no special treatment for contractor Cezarah ‘Sarah’ Discaya and eight other co-accused after they were committed to a detention facility in Lapu-Lapu City, Cebu.

Discaya was flown to Cebu on Friday evening, Dec. 19, 2025, and arrived last at the Mactan-Cebu International Airport (MCIA).

According to Atty. Renan Oliva, regional director of the National Bureau of Investigation in Central Visayas (NBI-7), Discaya was first brought to court for the return of the warrant of arrest before being taken to the Lapu-Lapu City Hospital for a medical examination.

Oliva said this was part of standard procedure before Discaya was issued a commitment order and transferred to the Lapu-Lapu City Jail in Sitio Soong, Barangay Mactan.

Discaya was arrested for graft and malversation in connection with the alleged P96.5 million ‘ghost’ flood control project in Davao Occidental.

Eight Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) engineers from Davao were also flown to Cebu and are now detained at the same jail facility.

Oliva said airline restrictions allowed only two accused per flight, prompting authorities to transport them in batches, with Discaya arriving last.

The three female accused, including Discaya, are housed in the female dormitory, while the six male accused are detained in the male dormitory, Oliva said.

‘Yun ang utos ng DOJ Secretary na no special treatment (That’s the order of the DOJ Secretary to give them no special treatment). Treat them as ordinary criminals,’ Oliva told reporters.

Before their commitment to the jail facility, authorities allowed Discaya’s children to briefly see her, Oliva added.

The NBI-7 also expects the transfer of another co-accused, Ma. Roma Rimando, president of Discaya-owned St. Timothy Construction Corp., is to Cebu.

Rimando earlier surrendered voluntarily and is currently in the custody of the Pasig City police.

Arraignment of the cases is scheduled for the first and second weeks of January 2026.

Oliva said that, should additional cases be filed against the accused, they will only be allowed to attend court hearings via online video conference.

Earlier, the NBI said Discaya’s transfer to Cebu was due to the arrest warrants being issued by the designated Regional Trial Court Branch 27 in Lapu-Lapu City.

Acting NBI Director Angelito Magno explained that graft cases are raffled to specific courts.

2026 elections: Museveni pledges road, bridge to boost Kyotera border trade

President Museveni has pledged to improve transport infrastructure in Kyotera District, promising the construction of a key road and a bridge to boost mobility, trade and socio-economic activity in border communities along Lake Victoria and the Tanzania frontier.

Addressing supporters during a campaign rally on December 19, at St James Playground in Kasaali Town Council, Museveni said his government would build the Kyapa-Kasensero Road to link the Kyotera-Mutukula Highway to Kasensero landing site.

The road, he said, would ease trade flows, improve access to social services and lower transport costs for residents in the area.

Museveni also announced plans to construct a bridge linking Kasensero landing site to Nangoma Island, whose residents currently depend on boats for transport.

The island lies along the Uganda-Tanzania border and is separated from the mainland by the Kagera River.

He said government had initially considered introducing a ferry to serve the route, but technical assessments by experts found the water conditions unsuitable, prompting a decision to build a bridge instead.

‘The people of the islands, including civil servants, have faced serious challenges moving from one place to another. This has slowed down service delivery and development,’ Museveni said, adding: ‘The bridge will ease movement and help the community to grow.’

The President pointed to his administration’s record in road construction in areas such as Ssembabule and along the Masaka-Bukakata corridor, saying similar infrastructure development could be achieved in Kyotera.

He said improved transport networks were critical to integrating rural and border communities into the national economy.

Beyond infrastructure, Museveni urged residents to tap into government wealth-creation initiatives, particularly the Parish Development Model (PDM) and the Emyooga programme, arguing that household-level empowerment was central to sustainable development.

‘I don’t know why most African countries ignore empowering households, yet that is the best way to transform a community,’ Museveni said, calling on residents to actively participate in the programmes.

Earlier, Speaker of Parliament Anita Annet Among told the rally that Kyotera’s development had previously been hindered by opposition leaders who, she said, prioritised opposing the government over service delivery.

‘As the people of Kyotera, you stand to benefit more if you elect NRM leaders who work with the government, not those who only oppose,’ Among said.

She urged voters to support National Resistance Movement candidates in the forthcoming elections, naming Haruna Kasolo for Kyotera County Member of Parliament, Scola Kalibbala for District Woman MP, Kaka for Kakuuto County MP, and Peter Sasira for district chairperson.

Museveni’s campaign trail is set to continue on Saturday, December 20, 2025, with rallies scheduled in Kalangala and Kalungu districts as he steps up engagements with voters across the region ahead of the January 15, 2026 presidential election, where he faces seven opposition candidates.

Dismissed American school principal reportedly abducted in Kampala

The dismissed American principal of Heritage International School in Kansanga, Kampala has reportedly been abducted.

Dr Stowe Kymmberli, an American national, had filed a complaint with the Commissioner of Labour challenging her suspension and subsequent termination by the school in October this year.

She claimed that her removal was retaliatory, following her decision to raise internal concerns regarding school governance and alleged corruption scandals.

Following her dismissal, Ms Kymmberli filed several petitions with different government offices and also gave media interviews in which she exposed the abuse she reportedly suffered while working at Heritage International School. This, according to her associates, marked the beginning of further trouble. She was later arrested by police and detained at Jinja Road Police Station, where she was interrogated about her citizenship before being released.

On Thursday, Ms Kymmberli, accompanied by her legal team, appeared before the Commissioner of Labour after responding to an earlier invitation for a mediation meeting with the school administration at the Ministry of Gender, Labour and Social Development. The meeting reportedly ended without a resolution.

According to her associates, after the inconclusive meeting, Ms Kymmberli returned to her home in Kansanga, where she was allegedly picked up by armed men and detained at an unknown location.

Mr James Suuna, a close friend and human rights activist, condemned the operation as illegal, citing the absence of a police arrest warrant.

“They forced themselves into her house at around 6pm and found her in the bathroom and took her. After we got the information, we rushed to Jinja Road police, but she wasn’t there. Then we were tipped off that she was detained at a certain safe house of some Ministry of Internal Affairs officials, which we suspect is at the Ministry of Internal Affairs,” Mr Suuna said.

Mr Suuna alleges that Ms Kymmberli’s former employer is behind her continued harassment and several attempts to have her deported from Uganda. He claims this is the second time she has been abducted from her residence.

“Dr Stowe has been detained since yesterday, can’t see her lawyers, she hasn’t eaten anything. All responsible officers are tactically out of office pointing to a foul play in this matter, remember School paid to them last time and they failed to deport her, the school has been pressurizing the officers who ate the money to execute the mission,” Mr Suuna said.

In a statement released last month, Heritage International School said Dr Kymmberli’s dismissal was due to her alleged failure to disclose a legal dispute with her previous employer, the American School of Benguerir in Morocco. The school further claimed that she falsely presented herself as having served as acting head of school, when in fact she was on leave.

Reacting to the school’s position, Mr Suuna questioned the justification for her dismissal and subsequent treatment.

“Is this the reason why the school illegally fired her via a WhatsApp message? Is it a crime to have a legal battle with any school? Was it required during the interview? Is it worse than them employing a director with a record of defiling a 15-year-old Canadian girl? Did it warrant abduction and bribing staff with 35m to help them deport her?” Suuna questioned.

He said it was shocking that government officials could allegedly conspire to participate in what he described as an illegal attempt to deport someone who is in Uganda legally.

However, Kampala Metropolitan Deputy Police Spokesperson, Luke Owoyesigyire, said police were not aware of Dr Kymmberli’s alleged abduction.

Dr Kymmberli’s lawyers were still searching for the exact detention facility where their client was being held and the charges, if any, being brought against her by the time of filing this story. Her friends and several human rights groups had also reportedly written formally to the US Embassy regarding her disappearance.

Are you really happy?

Happiness cannot be measured by scores or surveys. It is not about smiling faces in photographs or curated posts on social media. It is, in essence, the state of internal equilibrium – a condition where one’s mind, emotions, and spirit are in quiet harmony. It reflects how easily one finds contentment amid imperfections, how gracefully one accepts what cannot be changed, and how deeply one can appreciate the ordinary.

Unlike the intelligence quotient (IQ) that measures cognitive sharpness or the emotional quotient (EQ) that gauges empathy and emotional balance, happiness is not a product of training or talent. It is the art of ‘being’ rather than ‘achieving’. It does not depend on wealth, relationships, fame, or success – it depends on awareness.

The irony of our times is that we have mastered the art of doing everything except being happy. We accumulate degrees, promotions, possessions, and followers, yet remain restless, anxious, and perpetually unsatisfied. The world’s progress, in many ways, has come at the cost of peace of mind.

From childhood, we are taught to compete, to conquer, to achieve. We are told that happiness lies at the far end of success, that once we get the right job, partner, house, or recognition, happiness will automatically follow. But the moment we reach one milestone; the next goalpost shifts further away.

Our social conditioning has tied happiness to external validation. We define ourselves by what we own rather than what we are.

The truth is, ‘happiness does not arrive with achievement; it must precede it’. A person who cannot be happy in small things will never be happy even in grand success.

Happiness lies in simplicity – in small joys like a shared meal, laughter with friends, or a good night’s sleep after a hard day’s work. They may not have financial security, but they possess something rare – ’emotional sufficiency’. Their happiness flows from acceptance, not aspiration.

Modern life thrives on the illusion that happiness lies in more – more success, more possessions, more recognition. Yet, as the French philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau once wrote, ‘Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.’ Today, those chains are invisible, woven from expectations, comparisons, and the endless scroll of other people’s lives.

We live in an age of hyper-connectivity and internal loneliness. The more connected we are externally, the more fragmented we become within.

Happiness exists only here and now. The past is memory; the future, imagination. A person who truly lives in the present stops postponing joy for some future milestone.

Happiness exists when we stop saying, ‘I’ll be happy when.’ and start saying, ‘I am happy because.’

Gratitude transforms perception. It shifts focus from what is missing to what is meaningful. Keeping a simple habit of acknowledging small blessings – like health, family, nature, freedom – nourishes the heart more than anything.

Comparison is the thief of joy. The Happiness flourishes when we understand that every life has its unique rhythm.

Purpose gives direction to happiness. Whether one is a teacher, farmer, or entrepreneur, doing work that aligns with one’s values creates an inner satisfaction that no material gain can substitute.

Complexity breeds chaos. The more we de-clutter our lives, both materially and emotionally, the more space we create for peace.

Happiness, if it could ever be truly measured, would not depend on income or status. It would depend on the number of moments one feels at peace, the depth of one’s gratitude, and the ability to sleep without regrets.

In the end, the true measure of life is not how high we climb but how lightly we walk. We are born into a world that teaches us to succeed, but rarely how to be content.

Perhaps the greatest wisdom lies in realising that happiness was never missing; it was merely overshadowed by our chase for everything else. So, before you count your achievements, count your smiles. Before you measure your wealth, measure your peace. For in that quiet arithmetic of the soul lies the only quotient that truly matters – happiness.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

A suicide or a silenced witness? Former DPWH Usec Cabral’s death sparks investigation frenzy

Authorities have mounted a thorough investigation into the death of controversial former Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) Undersecretary Maria Catalina ‘Cathy’ Cabral, amid questions of whether she killed herself, or was murdered to prevent her possible testimony in ongoing inquiries into the multibillion-peso infrastructure projects scandal.

Her family refused an autopsy, but according to Dr. Rod Leal, the former medico-legal officer of PROCOR (Police Regional Office in the Cordillera), the state might mandate it, on the basis of Presidential Decree 856 that states that the corpse belongs to the state if death is under controversial circumstances.

Cabral was found dead late on December 18, 2025, after what appeared to be a fall into a ravine along Kennon Road in Tuba, Benguet, her mangled body found in a rocky area. A doctor who first examined her said she must have been dead seven hours-or roughly the time she parted with her driver and asked to be left alone on the narrow portion of the highway.

Police reports said Cabral, 63, was traveling with her driver, Ricardio Munos Hernandez, when she asked to be dropped off near Camp 4 at around 3 p.m. Hernandez later returned but failed to find her, prompting him to search nearby areas and eventually report the matter to Baguio police.

Responding personnel discovered Cabral’s body later that evening. According to the police report, authorities ‘found the victim at the side of Bued River more or less 20 to 30 meters below the highway unconscious and unresponsive.’

Rescue teams from Tuba MDRRMO and BFP retrieved her body and coordinated with the Benguet Provincial Forensic Unit for investigation.

Trailblazer in DPWH

Cabral was a civil engineer and the first female rank-and-file employee of DPWH to rise to the post of Undersecretary for Planning and PPP. She held multiple doctorates and master’s degrees, with training certificates from Wharton and Harvard Kennedy School.

In recent months, she had been hounded by controversy over alleged anomalies in flood control projects, including budget ‘insertions’ and ghost projects flagged in congressional hearings. She resigned from the DPWH in September but remained a central figure in ongoing investigations.

ICI, Ombudsman want gadgets secured

The Integrity Commission on Infrastructure (ICI) said Cabral was ‘no doubt privy to vital information’ as undersecretary for planning.

ICI spokesman Brian Keith Hosaka urged law-enforcement agencies to secure her documents, gadgets, and computers for digital forensics, and called for a thorough probe into her death to rule out foul play.

The Ombudsman directed Benguet authorities to preserve Cabral’s cellphone and other gadgets for turnover to investigators.

Cabral’s death comes as the ICI continues hearings into anomalous flood control projects, where she had been invited as a resource person.

In the Senate, Blue Ribbon panel chairman Panfilo Lacson lamented her death, and revealed that despite her initial noncooperation, there had been efforts to get her to shed light on key matters in its investigation.

PNP chief seeks thorough probe

Acting Philippine National Police (PNP) chief Lt. Gen. Jose Melencio Nartatez Jr. ordered a thorough investigation into Cabral’s death.

He ordered the head of the Police Regional Office Cordillera Administrative Region to ensure that all angles are looked into in order to come up with a clear picture of what really happened.

‘I have already ordered a thorough investigation into this incident for us to have a clear picture of what happened. While there was already an initial impression regarding what happened, we should not rule out any factor until our forensic investigators are able to establish the cause of death and the circumstances surrounding it,’ Nartatez said.

Cabral was reported missing by her driver. He told the police that Cabral asked him to leave her for a bit alongside a portion of the Kennon Ride while they were traveling from Baguio City to La Union.

When the driver went back from the nearest gas station, Cabral was not in the area.

The driver then went back to the hotel where they stayed, prompting him to seek police assistance as she was nowhere to be found.

The body of Cabral was later found and taken to the nearest funeral parlor.

Nartatez said the investigation is intended to seek the truth amid various speculations being posted on social media.

‘We appeal to the public, especially the netizens, to refrain from speculating and wait instead for the official result of the investigation,’ Nartatez said.

KCCA, local leaders meet to end darkness, insecurity in Kampala

A wide range of challenges affecting service delivery in Kampala, including insecurity, poor garbage management, inadequate public toilets, housing gaps, weak coordination and shortages of social services, were laid bare during a meeting between Kampala Capital City Authority (KCCA) officials, city leaders and smart city village ambassadors.

KCCA executive director Sharifah Buzeki acknowledged the concerns and said the authority is committed to working with communities to address problems across the five city divisions of Makindye, Rubaga, Kawempe, Nakawa and Central.

‘We are here because of the challenges affecting people in Kampala, and we have to look for solutions, as early as possible,” Ms Buzeki said.

According to her, Kampala needs shared responsibility and determination if service delivery is to improve.

Insecurity, lighting and waste

Mr Abdul Kiyimba, the city ambassador from Makindye Division, cited insecurity caused by the lack of street lighting, especially on feeder roads linking neighbourhoods to main highways.

Several areas remain dark at night, making them prone to crime. We have black spots that need to be identified and worked on.

“The lack of security lights on connecting roads is one of our biggest challenges,’ Mr Kiyimba said.

He also raised concerns over garbage management, noting that delayed collection has resulted in heaps of waste in residential areas.

‘The garbage trucks take a long time to come, yet the garbage keeps piling up. Waste management should be prioritised so that we also reduce flooding in the city,’ he added.

Public toilets and housing gaps

One of the divisional ambassadors, Mr Lawrance Mayambala, highlighted the shortage of public toilets, particularly in Kampala Central, where population pressure is high despite the availability of public land.

‘We have both residents and people who come to work in the city, but the toilets are very few yet we have free public land. We want at least two additional public toilets in each division, especially those that are not for payment,” Mr Mayambala said.

On housing, Ms Sarah Namuli, city ambassador from Rubaga, called for affordable financing to help low-income earners improve their standard living.

“Instead of evicting residents whose houses do not meet standards, the city should support them through loans and technical guidance,” she said.

2025 review: Begging bowls try to upstage good year for books, comedy

In August, Gen Salim Saleh, who heads the Operation Wealth Creation (OWC) initiative, came out guns blazing. Not literally, but metaphorically.

Wielding word-guns, he reportedly banned artists and promoters from his home and wrote to the Presidential Advisor on Creatives, Eddy Kenzo, to manage the situation.

Gen Saleh stated that their constant, uncoordinated visits were disrupting his official duties and programmes in northern Uganda.

The core of that ‘low intensity conflict’, as Gen Saleh would deem it militarily, revolves around a government financial package, reportedly promised during the Covid-19 pandemic to support the struggling creative industry.

Artistes claim they were assured of these funds, but officials have been evasive about the details, leading many to directly seek out Gen Saleh, who was the facilitator of the funds.

Gen Saleh and his supporters have criticised a faction of promoters for a ‘culture of entitlement’ and for allegedly misusing previously provided support funds for personal gain.

However, a number of creatives, namely comedians and poets, say money was strong-armed by musicians.

Comedians added that they were not joking and poets refused to compare that money to a Shakespearean summer’s day.

Beyond the recriminations and counter-accusations, Uganda’s creative economy has not stood still, as far as comedy, poetry performances and book publishing are concerned.

This year has fecundated arguably the greatest number of cultural goods, as it were.

The written word has enjoyed a king’s ransom of net gains in terms of books published.

It seems that books have been published and launched all year long. Some good, some not so good, but all very noteworthy.

Books, publishing

Beverley Nambozo Nsengiyunva’s 2025 book titled Feeling: A Poetry Anthology Celebrating Iconic Ugandan Women reminded the literary industry about the better angels of its nature, so to speak.

Ms Nsengiyunva edited this anthology, which includes contributions from various Ugandan poets. It was published in March 2025 and officially launched in July 2025 in Kampala.

The anthology fittingly honours and celebrates more than 60 Ugandan women who have made path-breaking strides in various fields, such as medicine, education, and the arts.

Veteran poet Mark Gordon Mugasha’s book, Day Dreamer, a spoken word poetry collection, was published in 2024 and launched in 2025, exploring themes of mental health, personal struggles, and societal expectations.

Not to miss out on the action, Lus The Poet, launched Lus The Poet’s Preamble this year to the rather dubious distinction of Lus being former Ugandan president Idi Amin’s grandnephew.

The Dove and The Muse, a debut poetry collection by Ugandan writer Constance Prima Nabude, focuses on themes of love and longing. It was launched in September 2025 in Kampala.

This book launch was attended by none other than presidential hopeful and Budadiri West County legislator Nandala Mafabi. He made it ‘rain’ by dishing out wads of cash to the author.

Ms Nabude also had another book launch in Mbale a month ago and is planning a countrywide book tour.

Justice Jotham Tumwesigye, a retired Ugandan Supreme Court judge and former Inspector General of Government, published a memoir titled My Life Through Changing Times.

The book, which was launched in late 2025, chronicles his extensive career and personal journey.

Then there was Mulamuzi, A Patriarch’s Legacy: A Century of Service and Love, a memoir by Mr Hussein Ssengendo, fondly known as Mulamuzi, which means magistrate.

Dakta Ojul, the pen name for Ojul Odora Onesimus, a retired Ugandan ophthalmic clinical officer and author, set his words down into cold print.

His life story is documented in his autobiography, My Life: Dakta Okom-The Tree Stump, which details his journey from poverty in northern Uganda to becoming a respected medical professional.

Rise of AI

‘AI remains a controversial topic right from institutions of learning, through workplaces, to creative writing endeavours. Like anything, my favourite example being water, AI is both useful and dangerous if not wielded conscientiously. Water is life, but water can mean death if overconsumed, inhaled as in drowning,’ says Joanitah Atuhaire, an expert on AI regulation.

‘Similarly, AI is a wonderful tool that catalyses human efficiency in creative endeavours. We have to remember, although, that at the heart of creativity lies the unique, individual soul of expression which no machine can mimic. We risk losing our individual expressiveness to artificial intelligence, the more we rely on it to produce our content,’ she adds.

Further elaborating how, ‘Lately, we have been bombarded by an onslaught of AI generative text on social media, and it can usually be identified by its robotic monotonic prose, devoid of the fancy and whimsy of an unrestricted mind. There will be no detours or anecdotes or even jokes, innuendos from personal experience and the like (well, unless you programme them into the prompt, hence engineering, and if so, why not do the writing yourself?). I know authors who have previously churned out half-baked work because they have received book deals and now shudder to imagine how many more unreadable copies they will produce with the aid of trainable machines.’

‘To conclude, my current position is that AI is wonderful in moderation, and a good rule of thumb is to write organically and authentically, then run your text through the LLM of choice to polish grammar and the like (oh, how I miss the comically human occasional typos!),’ she posits.

Uganda must laugh

This year saw the unofficial coronation of Dr Hilary Okello as king of Ugandan comedy.

He has headlined shows like ‘Uganda Must Laugh 1 and 2’ at the National Theatre. He performs internationally in countries like Rwanda, Kenya and South Africa.

With respect to the wider comedy industry, a few years ago, roast comedy had yet to make its mark in Uganda, with most comedians sticking to familiar routines and safe jokes.

The idea of publicly teasing a guest, or turning them into a laughing stock before a crowd, was untested territory.

Today it is the hottest ticket in town, shaking up a comedy industry that had started to feel predictable.

Roast comedy, for the uninitiated, is a form of insult comedy that originated from American humour.

A guest, often a public figure, is put in the hot seat and playfully teased with jokes at their expense, balanced with occasional praise or tribute.

Roasters, who are usually friends, colleagues, and well-wishers, take turns landing punches while the guest is expected to take it all in good faith, making the event both chaotic and entertaining.

‘Earlier this year, Uganda’s comedy scene got its first major taste of a roast when Anne Kansiime staged her much-anticipated Comedy Grill. Hosted by Richard Tuwangye and Deedan Muyira, the show brought together a stellar lineup of celebrity roasters, including GNL Zamba, Gaetano Kagwa, Nana Kagga, Salvado, Prim Asiimwe, Mad Rat and Chiko, Skylanta and Miria Matembe. Behind the scenes was a writing team headed by comedian Timothy J Nyanzi that included Daniel Omara, Dr Hilary Okello, Napoleone Ehmah and Don Andre, who helped shape and refine the material,’ says stand-up comedian Timothy Nyanzi.

‘With the opening of the Laughing Marabou Stork, Ntinda in March, Uganda finally had its first-ever fully operational comedy club, offering multiple shows every week. What set the shows apart, however, was the unexpected twist at the end of each show: a mini roast during the curtain call where comedians took playful jabs at one another. The audience could not get enough, staying until the very last one landed. Before long, other comedy nights began adopting the same feature, and the success sparked the idea of introducing full-scale roast show formats to the club schedule.’

In July, Timothy hosted the first Roast Battle, featuring two fierce matchups: Slyva Two versus Leo Kyefuga, with Kyefuga taking the win, and Emmanuel Ekeesit versus Okello Okello in a showdown so intense it ended in a stalemate. The show sold out.

It was followed by the Roast of Daniel Omara in October, with Timothy serving as Roastmaster, and once again, audiences turned up in big numbers.

The panel for that edition included rapper Play01, comedians Emmanuel Ekeesit and Napoleone Ehmah.

One standout jab of the night- Timothy’s- ‘Play01 is doing so badly as a rapper, his music is no longer on Spotify. It’s on Crucify.’

The most recent roast, held in November, seems to have cemented the phenomenon as a major attraction.

Laughing Marabou Stork partnered with the Grab A Coffee podcast to roast its hosts, famed journalists Raymond Mujuni and Simon Kasyate.

The panel of Roasters included Timothy J Nyanzi, Dr Hilary Okello, Cotilda Inapo and Emmanuel Ekeesit, while Daniel Omara served as Roastmaster.

The jokes were flowing so freely that at one point, Daniel Omara reckoned: ‘A huge chunk of the Kitezi pile was Simon Kasyate’s rubbish Tweets,’ leaving the audience in stitches.

Once again, the show sold out, leading to some suggesting that the event should be held more frequently than just once a month.

The November roast was a vivid reminder of just how far the format has come.

At a time when comedians are competing for attention against TikTok skits and streaming platforms, roast comedy has breathed new life into Uganda’s live shows, giving performers a stage to push boundaries and audiences a reason to show up and cheer.

Consult widely before enacting fertility law

Dr Richard Mugahi, the commissioner for child and maternal health at the Ministry of Health, said the plans were in advanced stages to put this law in place. He said the Bill looks at ‘subsidising treatment costs, regulating surrogacy and human cell storage.’

The Bill is important given the high infertility rate in the country, with the ministry saying between 10 and 15 percent of couples in Uganda cannot have children due to infertility. Some of these couples have been opting for assisted reproductive technologies like In Vitro Fertilisation (IVF), or artificial insemination.

Currently, people pay upwards of Shs40 million to access technologies like IVF, an amount which many Ugandans may not afford. But this concern about cost should not be blind to the cost of establishing such technologies, especially for private facilities that are the main providers.

The draft Bill, in 2024, attracted mixed reactions, given some suggestions from some experts that technologies like IVF should only be accessed by couples, not singles.

There have also been concerns about how surrogates should be compensated, where some surrogates are being underpaid and are provided insufficient information before signing the agreement, partly because of the lack of regulatory oversight.

Dr Robert Busingye, a senior consultant obstetrician/gynaecologist at Mulago Specialised Women’s and Neonatal Hospital, in his submission to MPs last year, stressed the need for reasonable compensation due to the physical and emotional toll of surrogacy.

He said surrogacy involves significant challenges and a ‘surrogate needs to be reasonably compensated for carrying the pregnancy, dealing with possible health complications, and undergoing procedures, like caesarean sections”.

These concerns need to be thoroughly addressed and harmonised. And this should be done with speed to address the loopholes in access to the services.

The Bill, according to the legislator behind, Sarah Opendi, is meant to ‘protect persons seeking the human assisted reproductive technology services, providers of the services and children born through human assisted reproductive technology’.

Ms Opendi tabled this Bill in October 2023, meaning close to two years have passed, and this important Bill hasn’t yet become law.

Human-assisted reproductive technology is currently operating in a legal vacuum with unregulated private agreements, leaving participants vulnerable. Lawmakers need to consult widely so that the concerns of all the stakeholders are captured. And this should be done soon.

PalawanPay Virtual Visa Card widens Filipinos’ access to digital financial services

AS part of the company’s mission to make financial services accessible to more Filipinos, PalawanPay, the e-wallet of Palawan Group of Companies, has unveiled the PalawanPay Virtual Visa Card. This card can be used to pay for online shops such as Shopee and Lazada, travel bookings and digital wallets, subscription services, and secure money transfers powered by Visa Direct.

By 2026, PalawanPay will launch its physical Visa card, providing even more flexibility for point-of-sale and in-store payments worldwide.

Founded 40 years ago, the Palawan Group of Companies is one of the country’s largest pawnshop and money remittance networks. PalawanPay CEO Third Librea said that for many Filipinos, owning a Visa card has always felt out of reach, something reserved for those with bank accounts or credit lines.

‘This is a significant step in building a more complete digital financial ecosystem for our users. As online payments become part of everyday life, from e-commerce and subscriptions to travel bookings, the PalawanPay Virtual Visa Card strengthens our role as a bridge between cash-based consumers and the global digital economy, delivering Palawan Group’s trusted brand of service-‘mura, mabilis, at walang kuskos-balungos,” said Librea.

What makes the PalawanPay Virtual Visa Card unique is that PalawanPay Virtual Visa Card is designed around cash-based behaviors. Users can cash-in for free at more than 3,500 Palawan Express branches nationwide, ensuring access even in areas with limited banking infrastructure.

‘PalawanPay’s Virtual Visa Card is more than a new feature. It is a step toward a more inclusive digital economy. Our goal is simple: to make digital finance truly para sa lahat [for everyone]-practical and within reach of every suki,’ said Palawan Group chief marketing officer Bernard Kaibigan.

Verified PalawanPay users can activate the virtual Visa card within the app. Aside from online shopping, paying for streaming subscriptions, travel bookings, and bills payments, the card also supports secure money transfers powered by Visa Direct.

To activate your PalawanPay Virtual Visa Card, simply log on to your PalawanPay app and follow the instructions there. With a few taps and clicks, your virtual card will be activated.

The Palawan Group, with JCI Senate Philippines, recently honored Filipino service workers during the 10th year of the Kasambahay, Kasambuhay Awards, an initiative recognizing the dedication and service of household helpers who help sustain homes and families across the country.

The initiative paid tribute to 20 outstanding household helpers from the 2024 and 2025 award cycles during a ceremony attended by awardees, their employers, and family members. Each recipient received Php100,000 in cash and access to a Technical Education and Skills Development Authority (Tesda) scholarship, which may be used by the awardee or a family member.

The Palawan Group said household helpers make up a significant portion of its customer base. These customers use the Palawan Group’s services to send money to their relatives in the provinces and buy mobile load.

Through PalawanPay, household helpers can send money and even pay their family’s bills, thus staying connected with their loved ones in the provinces. Palawan Pay users may choose wallet-to-wallet transfers or over-the-counter payouts for relatives who prefer cash.