Mbu you can tell a lot about a society based on the things it worships, and the people it praises. Mbu, there is a reason Chameleone remains the most adored artiste by the Amin-era generation. Mbu that should tell you something. Mbu if you want to enjoy this Uganda, you ought to copy a ka-thing or two from that lanky artiste. Chameleone can be anything, and anywhere at the same time. ‘Therefore’ – Remember that voice during the Covid-19 lockdowns? Therefore, since the uncoordinated forces have learnt to deal with the citizens without mercy, the citizens must become miniatures of Chameleone. But that said, here is a ka rulebook for surviving through next week’s elections.
Rule One: If you think you understand Uganda, you are beginning to misunderstand it